Starting a beef with a celebrity

To become Hollywood's most hated blogger, I can't just go around outing Ryan Seacrest and the guy who plays Allen in Two And a Half Men as gay. That's peanuts compared to the level of animosity I have to arouse in Hollywood to become universally reviled, necessitating a hit being put on my head.

I have to start a beef with a major celebrity for no reason, and it also has to be someone who is loved by millions. This will make me seem really cool. Major magazines will do whole interviews just to ask me about this epic feud, because it's just going be that epic.

I'm not sure who it's going to be yet, but believe me, when I decide, you'll be all "WHAAAAAAAT!"