Anderson Cooper: "I'm straight."

For years now, the sexual orientation of CNN's Anderson Cooper has been a topic of much discussion and controversy. Cooper did little to ease rumors that he was gay, stating, "It's not important whether I'm straight or gay. What matters is that I'm a journalist. My personal life has nothing to do with that shit."

Finally, though, Anderson Cooper came clean, stating, "To be honest, I'm straight, and I have always been straight. I thoroughly enjoy looking at women's boobs and vaginas, and also making love to the vaginas, sometimes while touching the breasts." This response left everyone quiet. Then someone spoke up and asked "Are you sure you're straight." Anderson Cooper looked down, then quietly said "Yeah... yeah, it's true. I've never thought about sliding my penis in and out of a sexy male's ass as we both sweat while making love and become one. I'm all about vaginas."

So, there you have it. Anderson Cooper is straight as the crow flies.

Rick Sanchez fired from CNN for being a damn racist!

Uh oh, fire up the blogging machine, because there's controversies all over the good name of cable news once again.

Rick Sanchez, an anchor on some CNN show, was fired the other day for comments he made that set off a firestorm of ding-dang cotton-picking blogs and riots across L.A.

He must've said something really bad, like "You know what's crazy about America? I eat Chinese food that's made in a kitchen by Mexicans who work for a Jewish owner." because that would be really crazy. If I said something like that, it'd be like Dr. Laura covering a Jay-Z album on live television at the Superbowl, and Al Sharpton would demand Google shut down my page asap.

Shame on all y'all racists.