Justin Bieber: "Nigger"

So this one time, when Justin Bieber was younger, he said "Nigger" or "Nigga" or "Spear-chucking porch monkey" or something of that nature, and it was totally racist. Like REALLY totally literally racist. I mean, that shit was racist as hell. It was so racist that for a moment, I thought the Reverend Al Sharpton was going to have an aneurism when he found out.

In other news, Justin Bieber's song "Baby" saved a black kid's life, which totally isn't BS. That shit actually happened, and now a young boy (who is African-American) is now alive and well, thanks to Justin Bieber's hit single, "Baby". This proves that Justin Bieber is totally not racist and that his music prevents young African-American children from dying. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE VERSE LUDA DROPPED ON THAT SHIT, NIGGA.

Wartune: You Deserve An Orgy!

Hey you. Yes, you. Good job today. I think you deserve an orgy today. It really doesn't matter if you play Wartune, or even bother to find out what it is, the point is: you deserve an orgy today. It could be an orgy with a lot of beautiful women, but then again, I don't know. It could be older women, or even men. It could be interracial. There may be bondage involved, and maybe even a human sacrifice, which could be you, but it could also be someone else. They kind of just pick a random person in the room, so it's always smart to take a bathroom break right before they pick out which person gets their throat cut on the alter of Aphrodite, the goddess of sex, so that she will smell the blood and bless the orgy with her satanic magic. Who knows? I sure don't. The point is, Wartune is an MMO and city-building game mixed, and also, you deserve an orgy today. If anyone tells me you DON'T deserve an orgy, they are sadly mistaken.